"George W. Drowning" joke
One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat."The second boy said, "I want a truck."And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?" The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"
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