"Gay at doctor gets positive AIDS test" joke
The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS. "What can I do, doc?" he said.
The doctor replied "I want you to drive down to Mexico, stop in the first border town you come to and eat a dozen chili burritos and two dozen hot peppers. Then wash them down with a gallon of the local water."
The guy asked "Will that cure my AIDS?"
"No," replied the doc. "It will teach you what your asshole is really for"
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.