"Men & clear conscience" joke

Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Funny J:well, the truth is yours
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claudia esp:True... Who is against? XD
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