"Men & clear conscience" joke

Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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... is 12 inches.

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Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

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Funny J:well, the truth is yours
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claudia esp:True... Who is against? XD
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