"Flying A Kite" joke

A father and his son were out in the yard trying to fly a kite. Each time they tried, the kite would go up in the air for several feet, then immediately flutter to the ground.
This went on for some time until his wife, who was watching from the kitchen window, opened the window and called out, "Honey, you need more tail."
"Yes, I know, but when I told you that last night, you told me to go fly a kite!" the husband replied.

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Yo mama's So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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Kite Tails And Rejection

One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells,' 'You need more tail!'' The father then tells the son,' 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having' 'fun'', I more...

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A Guy

A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son.
Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down. After this goes
on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need
more tail."
The more...

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