"Feminists and a light bulb" joke
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...