"Feminists and a light bulb" joke

by Kria

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

With a questioned look on more...

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