"Extra large condoms" joke

A lady walks into a pharmacy (chemist) and asks if they sell extra large condoms.
The chemist replies, "Yes they are just over there".
She thanks him and stands there near them.
"Would you like a packet", the chemist asks.
The lady replies, "No that's fine. I will just wait until somebody purchases them!"

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