"Excuse me Mr Officer." joke
Hot 2 years agoby Bumblesquash
I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed.
He asked, "Skimmed past your face?"
I replied, "No, full fat over my shoulder."
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