"Excuse me Mr Officer." joke

Hot 2 years agoby Bumblesquash

I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed.
He asked, "Skimmed past your face?"
I replied, "No, full fat over my shoulder."

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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