"Don't lend people money...it gives" joke
Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.
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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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Alex:It work the other way too... ))
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