"Don't Do To Wife In Labor" joke

Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room
1) Clip your toenails. 2) Read a Playboy magazine. 3) Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed. 4) Flirt with the nurse. 5) Watch a football game on your portable television. 6) Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.

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