"Dog Named Mypenis" joke
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. - I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. - If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!-I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water. - At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis. - Mypenis likes it when people pet him. - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. - Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. - HELP! Mypenis is lost... can you help me find him?-Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. - Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. - Mypenis got fleas from the neighbors dog. - Anytime Mypenis gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head. - Please do not feed Mypenis table scraps!-Do you think you could feed Mypenis while I'm on vacation?-I have a cat that plays very well with Mypenis. - When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out.
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