"Doctor, Doctor!" joke

Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar."
Come now. I don't believe that."

Doctor, doctor People keep disagreeing with me
No they don't.

Doctor, doctor People keep ignoring me
Next please.

Doctor, doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together.

Doctor, doctor I think I'm a cricket ball
Hows that.

Doctor doctor I think I'm a billiard ball
Get to the end of the queue.

Doctor doctor I cant feel my legs
That's because we've cut your arms off.

Doctor doctor I think I need glasses
This is the post office.

Doctor doctor I think everyone hates me
Fuck off you irritating git.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.
"Hey!!" he bellows, in his hoarse voice. "I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT??"
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of more...

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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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