"Do You Have Ticket?" joke

Some enlisted men were having trouble getting past the guard at the train station. He said that he couldn’t allow anyone through without a ticket. Anyone! An officer came along. The guard explained, “Look, I like GIs. I mean, they’re protecting us, but I have orders. They’re trying to get on without a ticket. ”
The officer said, “Let me take care of this. ” Turning to the men, he barked, “Attention! Now forward march! ”
Smartly, past a stunned guard, the men marched through the gate and onto the train. Once aboard, they relaxed and patted the officer on the back, saying, “You’re terrific, sir. You’re a great guy. ”
The officer said, “That’s all right. I didn’t have a ticket either! ”

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