"Crime and Punishment" joke

by Tats

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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This is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent him a message, saying that there was a system update going on and that in order more...

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Three PhDs and three MDs are going to a conference and must travel by train to get there. At the station, the three MDs buy their three tickets and watch as the three PhDs buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" says one MD. more...

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A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a twenty dollar bill lying on the sidewalk. Guess who picks it up?
The dumb blonde - The other two don't exist.

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Prisca Sapientia:I would suggest the OP "joker" look in a mirror. Anyone who'd mistakenly try to conflate hostility, anxiety, anger and depression for a cheap shot blanket aspersion is the real azzhat in the room. Ask a shrink to explain terms such as temperament, coping skills, cognitive and social dysfunctions before jumping to a false conclusion. Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior. They can be blunt and candid, but that only annoys... azzhats.
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