"Crime and Punishment" joke

by Tats

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

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 Wife, Relationship, Crime, Punishment, Adultery, Bra

Dirty Rubix Riddle

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Don't worry about the world ending

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

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Blonde and lawyer quizz

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Gullible cop

by TJ

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

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Prisca Sapientia:I would suggest the OP "joker" look in a mirror. Anyone who'd mistakenly try to conflate hostility, anxiety, anger and depression for a cheap shot blanket aspersion is the real azzhat in the room. Ask a shrink to explain terms such as temperament, coping skills, cognitive and social dysfunctions before jumping to a false conclusion. Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior. They can be blunt and candid, but that only annoys... azzhats.
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