"Computer husband" joke

Husband (A Computer Teacher) Talking to his Wife:

Husband (returning late from work)

Husband: "Hi dear. I`m logged in".

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning?

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: By default.

Wife: What about your salary?

Husband: File in use. Try after some time.

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?

Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot.

Wife: Are you going to have some snacks?

Husband: File system full.

Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?

Husband: only user with WRITE permission.

Wife: What is my value in this family?

Husband: Unknown virus.

Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you`re being just funny?

Husband: Too many parameters!

Wife: I will go to my dad`s house.

Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated.

Wife: I`ll leave you forever.

Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user.

Wife: It`s worthless talking to you.

Husband: Shutdown the computer.

Wife: I`m going.

Husband: It`s now safe to turn off your computer.