"Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold." joke

Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?".
Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"

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on the subject of cajuns and lake charle
as we were discussing earlier...
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of friends. They had grown up together in the backwoods and did
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jean who?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!


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George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"
Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one more...

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