"Chewing" joke
why was the blonde chewing on the fraidy-cats ankle?
Because she wanted a chicken leg!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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