"Chewing" joke

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!