"Charlie Sheen" joke
In his most recent interview, Charlie Sheen says he's been keeping so busy that he hardly has time to neglect his children.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.