"Mink coat" joke
I went out with my mink coat on last night.
Some silly cow shouted at me, "Some poor animal died to make that coat."
I said, "It's ok sweetheart, this one was dead already."
A man phoned his boss "I need a day off today, something is wrong with my eyes". "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "Don't know, but I can't see myself coming into work today".
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...
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... is 12 inches.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...