"Charlie" joke
Charlie entered the airlines ticket office in a rush, but did a double-take almost immediately: The girl behind the ticket counter was as magnificently endowed with feminine equipment as any girl he could ever remember seeing. What's more, she was clad in a gown whose diving neckline barely observed the boundaries of decorum. And to cap matters, she was evidently unaware of his presence, for she bent low over notations she was making. Finally, she looked up and saw him.
"Oh! What can I do for you, sir?" she cried gaily, taking a deep breath.
Charlie heard his own breath hissing in his ears, like steam, but tried manfully to master the situation. He did, after all, need two tickets to Pittsburgh.
"-Uh-" he began, distractedly, "give me two pickets to-"
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