"Cable Company Plays 30 Seconds of Porn During Super Bowl" joke

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A Tucson Arizona cable television provider has apologized to area customers after 30-seconds of porn was mistakenly shown during the Super Bowl. Customers angrily called when programming returned to the Super Bowl.

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