"Bride" joke
Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! !
More that that, she is Sundara Vati and Padma Vati"
But can she cook and keep house"? Asked the young man "Oh yes,
she is Dharma Vati" answered the old man
"Now, can she sew"? asked the young man "Oh yes yes,
she can not only sew, but she is KalaVati " answered the old man
"What about her education"? Asked the young man
"She is Vidya Vati" answered the old man
"And the Vedas"? Asked the young man "Oh yes yes,
she is Veda Vati" answered the old man
The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her.
Two days later he comes back with his newly married bride in town.
The old Brahmin is surprised.
He asks "What happeded son"?
Why do you look so upset?
The young man says. .. "Well sir you told me that your daughter is
SundaraVati,
PadmaVati,
DharmaVati,
Kala Vati,
VIdyaVati and
VedaVati.
But... but. ..
But you did`nt tell me that. ..
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...
...
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she is "GARBHAVATI" also!!
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.