"Bork To Gonzales: You're A Punk Ass Bitch!" joke
"You think you know how to fire a prosecutor? You don't know shit about firing prosecutors. They don't call it the Saturday Night Massacre for nothing, my friend. Look it up!"
You Know You're Addicted to Caffeine When...
1.) You haven't slept since the Clinton Administration.
2.) Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth.
3.) Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on Vivarin.
4.) You plan to name more...
Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!
Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to more...
The good news about Clinton's health care is that everyone will be covered. The bad news is that it will be with dirt.
Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.
One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.
The second guy hisses: "What more...