"Blondy" joke
A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being exacuted. The burnette is first, so the cops say "
ready!...aim!"
...and then the burnette yells "
Earthqauke!"
and the cops turn around and she runs. Then the redhead goes next and the cops say "
ready!...aim!..
and the readhead yells "
Tornado!"
and the she runs away. Then the blonde is next and the cops say ready!...aim!...and the blonde yells "
FIRE!"
and you know what happends next.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass.