"Blondes and Drinks" joke
Why do blondes always drink with straws?
Practice.
Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
In case he wanted black coffee.
Why shouldn't blondes be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
He heard that the drinks were on the house.
This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts. She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said milk baths are good for the skin." The milkman asks, "Do you want it PASTURIZED?". She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient!"
Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."
your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered more...