"Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo" joke
it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its 11: 00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button. billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >
Here it is nicely illustrated:
Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.