"Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo" joke
it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its 11: 00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button. billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted more...