"Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo" joke
it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its 11: 00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button. billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a more...