Belly-button Jokes

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    it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
    billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
    billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
    ...now its 11:00 at the police station...
    billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
    billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
    ...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!
    billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
    billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
    wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.
    billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger! :>

    it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its 11: 00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button. billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >

    it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.

    billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?

    billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >

    . .. now its 11: 00 at the police station...

    billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?

    billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >

    . .. now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!

    billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?

    billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >
    wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.

    billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >

    it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its 11:00 at the police station...billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger! :>

    It's 10:00 at the police station. The only officers working that night are Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe. And the power goes out and stays out all night. But this doesn't bother them.
    Billy-Bob: Billy-Joe can I stick my finger in you'r belly-button?
    Billy-Joe: Sure Billy-Bob.
    A few hours later...
    Billy-Bob: Billy-Joe can I stick my finger in you'r belly-button?
    Billy-Joe: Sure Billy-Bob.
    It's midnight...
    Billy-Bob: Billy-Joe can I stick my finger in you'r belly-button?
    Billy-Joe: Sure Billy-Bob.
    Billy-Joe: Billy-Bob that's not my belly-button...
    Billy-Bob: I know... and that's not my finger.

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