"Bill The Duck" joke

A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap stick. ”
The pharmacist asks the duck, “Will that be cash or charge? ”
The duck replies, “Just put it on my bill. ”
The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to the clerk, “Give me a box of condoms. ”
The clerk says, “Do you want me to also put them on your bill? ”
The duck says, “Hell no, I’m not that kind of duck! ”

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