Drugstore Jokes

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    A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamine's and three condoms.Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamine's and two more condoms.The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"

    A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

    "What did you do that for?" the man asks.
    "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
    The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"

    When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?

    A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."
    The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."
    The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to the clerk, "Give me a box of condoms."
    The clerk says, "Do you want me to also put them on your bill?" The duck says, "Hell no, I'm not that kind of duck!"

    A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says "No, this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here" The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, "I told you yesterday! We dont sell beer here! If you ask me one more time, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!" The ducks leaves again. One final time the duck enters the store the next day, and this time says, "Do you have any nails?" The Man replies, "No" The duck then says, "Do you have any beer?"

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