"Bad Day" joke

A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp.
“Wow, ” said the bartender. “Something bad musta happened. ”
“I came home early today, ” answered the guy. “I went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend. ”
The bartender poured the dude another triple shot. “This one’s on the house. ” The guy gulped it down once again. The bartender asked, “Did you say anything to your wife? ”
The guy answered, “Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through. ‘Pack your bag’s and get out! ’ I told her. ”
“What about your friend? ” asked the bartender.
“I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘Bad dog! ’”

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