"Arnold's Search Engine" joke

Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?
Alta Vista baby.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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