"Talk is cheap" joke

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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... is 12 inches.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They turn into a dark alley and find three potato sacks, so they hide in them. The cop kicks the bag with the brunette in it, and the brunette says WOOF WOOF. The cop kicks the one with the redhead in it and she says more...

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