"Talk is cheap" joke

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Quasimodo, the bell-ringer for the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, goes to the cardinal. "Cardinal, I'm getting pretty old and I'd like to retire, and live the rest of my life peacefully." The cardinal says, "That's fine Quasi, we'll just let the town crier know so more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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