"Amazing Facts 30" joke

# 31 Canola oil is actually rapeseed oil but the name was changed in Canada for marketing reasons.
# 32 The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
# 33 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
# 34 1 in 2000 babies are born with a tooth that is already visible.
# 35 The straw was probably invented by Egyptian brewers to taste in-process beer without removing the fermenting ingredients which floated on the top.
# 36 The New York Stock Exchange started out as a coffee house.
# 37 Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down hence the expression "to get fired."
# 38 In Chinese, the words for crisis and opportunity are the same.
# 39 It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.
# 40 There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.
# 41 Cow is a Japanese brand of shaving foam.
# 42 The Food and Drug Administration says the most common injury from cosmetics comes from scratching the eye with a mascara wand.
# 43 King George could not speak English!
# 44 Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal sized children.
# 45 Common pesticides such as roach, termite, and flea insecticide can be found in the bodies of majority of Americans.
# 46 Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.
# 47 It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 20 CD's!
# 48 Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply.
# 49 The 'vintage date' on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling!
# 50 There are only 14 blimps in the world.
# 51 If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it more...

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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

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Once upon a time, there was a fellow who was down on his luck,
and as he was looking through the classifieds, he saw an
intriguing ad offering a ten million dollar reward to the person
who could find and retrieve, intact, something called a more...

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A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking more...

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(I got this one from my next door neighbor, who got it from his brother...)
Desperate for work, Paul decides to accept a job offer mining deep in
Alaska. After a long journey he arrives at the mining camp, 200 miles
from civilization. The camp is small, with only a more...

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