"Achieving Inner Peace" joke

They say that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish things you've started. This definitely appears to be working for me. I am now making a point of always finishing what I start and I really feel I am well on my way toward finding inner peace.
Here are the things that I have finished today:
a cherry cheesecake
a large box of chocolates
a package of Oreo cookies
a bottle of Coke
two large bags of potato chips
I'm sure this really works because I feel better already!

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