"Abortion" joke

My girlfriend had an abortion yesterday.
It went ok but it took a lot out of her.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

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