"A very well-built young blonde was..." joke
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch,
telling
him how frustrated she was.
"I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a
secretary
and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales
clerk and I failed at that, too."
The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a
full,
satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"
The blonde thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful
breasts,
points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!"
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers. Here are the finalists:
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual more...
An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband more...