"A tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce" joke

by Alex

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

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Dictionary:It would be nice if you could spell Lose correctly; otherwise, nice joke.
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Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 47% are positive. 2 comment(s).