"A stolen VISA Credit Card" joke

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Mathematicians never die - they only loose some of their functions.

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There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...

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There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who
cannot.
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say
that on the average he feels fine.
Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the more...

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Dodo: Teacher, I Can't Solve This Problem. Teacher: Any Five Year Old Should Be Able To Solve This One. Dodo: No Wonder I Can't Do It Then, I'm Nearly Ten!

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bbbbb:same goes for my wife
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