"A group of Americans was touring a market in India" joke

A group of Americans was touring a market in India when Mr. Beesley noticed a local man watering his elephant. Strolling over and taking the man's picture, Beesley wondered if he had time to do some exploring on his own. Having left his watch at the hotel, he said, "I wonder, sir, if you could tell me the time?"
The Indian nodded, then reached out and took the elephant's balls in his hand, shifting them slightly.
"It's five of one," he said after a moment.
"Good God!" gasped the American. "That's incredible. Wait here, I've got to tell the others."
Rushing back to the group and telling them what he'd seen, he brought them over to the owner of the elephant and once again asked for the time. And once again the Indian reached out, cupped the elephant's balls in his hand as though weighing them, then moved them to one side and declared, "It is seven minutes past one."
One of the group members checked her watch and said, "Incredible! He's right."
Overcome by curiosity, Beesley said to the Indian, "Listen. If we give you one hundred dollars, will you tell us how you did that?"
The Indian looked oddly at Beesley, and after a moment nodded. The American promptly took up a collection among the group and handed the hundred dollars to the Indian. He put the money in his pocket, then motioned for the Americans to kneel beside him. They did so with a murmur of excitement, and when everyone was in position the Indian once again cupped the elephant's balls in his hands. Moving them to one side, he said, "Now, do you see that clock over there. . . ? "

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to: ALL staff
from: Office of Superintendant
re: "Teacher In Service Training" schedule (TITS)
In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our district is now required to supply bigger and better TITS for each employee.
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