"5 secrets to romantic happiness" joke

5 secrets to romantic happiness

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn''t lie.

4. It is important to find a man who''s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.