"3 guys" joke
There are 3 guys on an airplane 2 chinese and 1 american. The 2 chinese guys throw a rock out the window and the american asks "Why in the world did you do that?" The two chinese guys say "For luck!" So the american throws a bomb out the window and the chinese guys asks "Why in the world did you do that?" and the american says "For Luck" So they land and get off the plane. Later the 2 chinese guys see 2 little girls on sidewalk crying and they ask "Why are you girls crying?" and they said "Cause a rock fall from the sky and hit us on the head." So the american gets off and walks and sees a little boy on the sidewalk laughing so hard that his face is blue and he ask "Why are you laughing?" The little boy says "My dad farted and the house blew up!!"
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