Zebras Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because its a mane-lion station!

There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don'tknow. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he didand God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the otherzebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You arewhat you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with blackstripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said,' You are what you are.' "
The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said,' Yo is what yo is.' "