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A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away... the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
No! Really! You have to jump! We more...

escape a burning
building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are
on the street below, holding a blanket for them to
jump into.The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's
your only chance to survive!"The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk
like a tomato."C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to
the Redhead."Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says
the Redhead."No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with
Redheads!""OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The
firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is
flattened on the pavement like a pancake.Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!""No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!"
yelled the Blonde."No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the
blanket more...

Steve just married his bride, but she had been a devote Catholic and thus was still a virgin. Trying to put her at ease on the wedding night he said, "Now that we're married, sweetheart, I don't want you to feel any pressure when it comes to making love. When you're in the mood for sex, yank on my penis once."
"What if I'm not in the mood for sex?" the bride asks.
"Then yank it a hundred times."

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... theBrunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato." C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead." Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead." No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!""OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!""No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde." No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket more...

The American tourist got the shock of his life when a Mexican
with a 6 shooter jumped out from behind a cactus.
"Take my money, my car but don't kill me", said the tourist.
"I no kill you if you do what I say," said the Mexican.
"Just unzip your pants and start masturbating," he ordered.
Although shocked, the tourist did what he was told. "Right, now
do it again" said the Mexican.
The Yank protested but with the gun against his nose, he managed
again.
"And yet again, Gringo, or I shoot you dead."
With sweat running down his brow, the yank managed a final effort
and fell exhausted.
"Good" said the Mexican, "now you give my sister a ride to the
next village."