Wots Jokes

There were 3 lads called shit, fuckoff and manners. Shit gets run over so fuckoff runs to the police station
"Quick, my friends been run over" He shouts
"Ok calm down" says the policeman. "Wots ur name?"
"Fuckoff"
"Wots ur name"
"Fuckoff" He says again
"Where are your manners?" Says the policeman
Fuckoff replies
"Outside picking shit up off the floor!"

Wots the fastest cake?
Scone!!!

one day a girl is in the barth with her dad and says daddy wots that between your legs her dad says thats my car to park in garages the next week she is in the bath with her mam and says mammy wots that between your legs her mam says thats my garrage and cars park in it the next week shes in the bath with a boy and all the parents hear is ooowwwwwwwwswww!!! the parents go in and say wots wrong the little girl says his car would not fit so i pulled its wheels off