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Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

What do toys and womens breasts have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with

President Clinton was on his daily jog with the secret
service agents.
After the run, they all hit the showers.
President Clinton took off his sweat shirt and there
were a pair of womens panties on his chest.
The newest secret service agent, pulled the President aside
and said, "Sir, I do not wish to embarras you, however, you
have a pair of womens panties on your chest!"
The President said, " That's okay, don't worry, that is
my patch, I am trying to give them up!"

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.