Womens Jokes

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

What do toys and womens breasts have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with

President Clinton was on his daily jog with the secret
service agents.
After the run, they all hit the showers.
President Clinton took off his sweat shirt and there
were a pair of womens panties on his chest.
The newest secret service agent, pulled the President aside
and said, "Sir, I do not wish to embarras you, however, you
have a pair of womens panties on your chest!"
The President said, " That's okay, don't worry, that is
my patch, I am trying to give them up!"

A Man comes home and sits down on the couch, He then asks his wife to get him a beer. She replies " I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to get it if I dont want." So the man gets his own beer.
Then He says, "Honey whats for dinner?" She replies once again "I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to make you dinner when you are hungry." Fine He says and makes dinner himself.
The Man then says fine you won't see me for 2 weeks!!!!
About two weeks later she was able to open one eye!

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.