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When Terry woke up in the morning, he had an enormous hangover and couldn't remember anything he did last night.
He picked up his robe from the floor, put it on and noticed something in one of the pockets which turned out to be a bra. "Damn, what the hell happened last night?" he thought.
As he headed towards the bathroom, he found a pair of panties in the other pocket of his robe. "What the hell is going on? Must have been a wild party last night," he thought.
He entered the bathroom, looked in the mirror and immediately noticed a little string hanging out of his mouth. He had but one thought, "Please, God, please let this be a tea bag!"

Q. What's the difference between a pay cheque and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. Why did God give women nipples.
A. To make suckers out of them.

Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q. What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.

Q. What's a clitoris?
A. A hood ornament.

Q. What's the only bad thing about the 69 position?
A. The view.

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here."

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their more...

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it!

One day a young man about the age of 25 was walking along the sidewalk in the park. Then all of a sudden he looks up form hearing the sound of an old man sobbing.

"What's wrong?" said the young man.

"Well it's nothing really." said the old man.

"It has to be something. Tell me about it" said the you man.

Well, everyday after I wake up in the morning, me and my wife have wild sex. Then I leave for work" the old man said.

"That's not bad" the young man said.

"Well, when I get home from work, my wife has already finished making lunch for me and her. Then after lunch we have more wild sex." the old man said.

"That's not bad at all. There's no reason why you should be sobbing." said the young man.

"When we finish making love, I go back to work at my second job. Then i come home and by that time, my wife is finished making supper. Then more...

kim wild aqccompomied micheal jackson on his bad tour that night there were two people doing kids in america

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As
he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the
dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought.
It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight-lots
of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you
wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up
and eat them."
This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour more...

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."

Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something more...