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When you take the bus... Engage in some hot, wild sex at the back of the bus with one or more passengers.

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Gnome on the range!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with an Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into me humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an more...

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One day, little Johnny came home from school. He went into the house and found no one around, which he thought was strange because his parent's car and his grandparent's car was in the driveway. So, he searches all over the house. Finaly he went up stairs to his parent's room and opened the door. There was Dad and Mom having sex.
"what are you doin, Dad?" little Johnny asked.
Playin' poker, son, and your mom's my wild card. Go find Grandpa and Grandma."
So off Johnny goes to the next bedroom and there are grandma and grandpa having sex.
"What are you doin' Grandpa?" little Johnny asked.
"Playin' poker and Grandma's my wild card".
So little Johnny leaves the room. A few hours go by and it's time for dinner, but nobody can find little Johnny. Dad goes up to Johnny's bedroom and finds him there masterbating.
"what are you doing?" Dad asks.
"Playin' poker, Dad," Johnny said.
"Well, more...

When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all-bran?