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Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel? She was trying to blow the horn!

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wifewent on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out andlanded in a heap at her husband's feet." Are you hurt?" he asked." Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't waveonce!"

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

So a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
When he walks up to the bar and orders a drink, the bar tender
says:
"Gee that must be a bit annoying mate"
The guy replies: "Yeah, its driving me nutts!"

Father Pat and Father Mike were riding down the highway with Father Pat at the wheel. Mileage was being ticked off pretty well when suddenly a little rabbit jumped up onto the highway right in front of the car.
Father Pat did everything he could to miss the little bunny, he wrenched the wheel around, jammed on the brakes, and almost tipped the car over with his maneuvers, but to no avail....the rabbit was hit before the car could be stopped.
Both priests jumped out of the car, ran back to the rabbit to see if there was anything that could be done, but alas, it appeared that the rabbit was gone.
Father Pat pulled a bottle out of his pocket, sprinkled a few drops of the liquid on the rabbit, and instantly it jumped up and started waving vigorously.
Father Mike looked at Father Pat and said, "It's a miracle!" The rabbit stood there and continued to wave at them. Since it appeared that nothing else was needed, the two priests returned to the car, and Father more...

"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.
A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from
the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.
The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don't know why you are in that place."
The patient said, "I'm in here for being crazy, not for being stupid."