Weird Jokes / Recent Jokes

A plane flying over New Jersey had mechanical problems and needed to dump it's gas. Or, as Jersey residents called it, "spray some air freshener."

Italian doctors mistakenly transplanted organs from an HIV-positive donor into three recipients. Pirandello would be proud.

So today it cost me $30.00 to fill up only half my tank. It doesn't even cost Han Solo that much to fill up the Falcon--Mainly because our currency is based on the U.S. dollar where as in the Star Wars universe their currency is based on the Galactic Credit, or the Imperial Credit. It really all depends on what era we are basing this off of.

The trend that loses more members than it gains, and remember cut across not up and down!

A Houston man is under arrest after picking up a knife and throwing it at another man who was sharing his hotel room after he passed gas in it.
The man defended himself for the knife-throwing incident, telling police he was only trying to cut the cheese.

Astronomers say a massive cannibal star is currently devouring a planet many light years away. After it's done, the scientists expect it to say, "Tastes like chicken".

...utah police say actor gary coleman hit a man with his pickup after an arguement at a bowling alley...after getting out of his truck, coleman continued beating the man with one of the dozen Los Angeles phone books he was sitting on to see over the dashboard.