Wallet Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

A wealthy man goes to his office one morning. When he gets there he realizes
that he has left his wallet at home and there is something important in it
that he needs. He gets on the phone, calls home where the butler answers.
"James, I left my wallet in my pants, and I need you to get it for me. There
is an important paper that you can read to me over the phone."
The butler goes upstairs to the bedroom to get the wallet. A few minutes
later he comes back to the phone to tell the man, "I am sorry, your wife is
in the bedroom and she does not let me in to get the wallet!"
The man tells James, "I do not care about that! Tell her you need to get in!
Just get the wallet for me, now!"
James goes upstairs again, and returns a minute later, "Sir, I could not
find your wallet, but I did discover a man hiding in the room with your
wife!"
"What? I do not believe this! OK. Listen to me! This is what I more...

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Pope's Crossword Puzzle "A man boarded a plane and, much to his surprise, found that he was seated right next to the Pope himself. He had always been a big fan of the Pope but, being a shy man, he wasn't sure how to go about striking up a conversation with him.
As he glanced over, he noticed that the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. "This is great," he thought to himself, "I love crossword puzzles. Maybe if he gets stuck, he'll ask me for help."
After a short time, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Pardon me, but would you happen to know a four-letter word that refers to a woman and ends in 'unt'?"
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